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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

You might say he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!

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Then everything goes in chaos or Alla Din if you can catch the metaphor of a disturbance meant to destroy democracy!

Again we are forced to go figure (it out)! Power wins the remnants that now may be impoverished because of conflicts that have gone down. Where? That's buried and sacred, devoid ... the house is dissociated ... and nobody wins! Identify nobody as nun ... a Hebrew letter for Cloe's shore ... alternate side 've comprehension and WOKE! Why? Because we don't know any B' eta ... upstanding virtue ...

The collapse according to avarice! Freaking control by those that don't know the he ading ... shot over the poop deck, or stern! Nonetheless it went down also ... thoughts are like that! Depressed ... especially by folks of extensive desires ... ineffable as the X-Pre Sae ... awash wit lyres ...
 
Medi ohc 'Re ... all disturbed! Alla DIN ... each having a nos. ... that's a number! Thus we count noses ... heads do not count it appears ...

Nothing Tous "M"! You can eon crypt it in a tome ... as timely!
 
Is misinformed inaccuracy a stupid approach to the pole ends that cannot be covered up? Was somebody looking for blossoming polo pan Tz?

Thus considerable flowering of you-knows-what! Ide OHMS ... the full expanse is beyond mortal comprehension ... tis w/o grip ...

Like ultimate tax breaks for those that gather the most wealth and then nothing can be contributed by the bottom line causing collapse of what obviously was a poor image of getting the entire thing ... such virtue thus passes as bureaucratic authority ... out-'ve-sight! Politicians battle over it ...

Mores to etude than you can imagine, less base a BS onite ... perhaps a joust from a black mule ... be knighted donkeys ... they carry little! Because abstract light is that shade ... mysterious right. Although the right believe they know mores ...
 
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Luce NDs said:
Is misinformed inaccuracy a stupid approach to the pole ends that cannot be covered up? Was somebody looking for blossoming polo pan Tz?

Thus considerable flowering of you-knows-what! Ide OHMS ... the full expanse is beyond mortal comprehension ... tis w/o grip ...

Like ultimate tax breaks for those that gather the most wealth and then nothing can be contributed by the bottom line causing collapse of what obviously was a poor image of getting the entire thing ... such virtue thus passes as bureaucratic authority ... out-'ve-sight! Politicians battle over it ...

Mores to etude than you can imagine, less base a BS onite ... perhaps a joust from a black mule ... be knighted donkeys ... they carry little! Because abstract light is that shade ... mysterious right. Although the right believe they know mores ...
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There once were two cats in Kilkenny,
And each thought there was one cat too many.
So they fought and they fit,
And they scratched and they bit,
till, excepting their nails,
And the tips of their tails,
instead of two cats, there aren't any.
 
I was drinking a glass of futuristic orange juice, when comic strip cat Garfield suddenly came and snatched the glass from my hand and disappeared.

I was furious, but was unable to complain, because the cat had my Tang.
 
"Did you accomplish anything at your last employer's?"
" I was responsible for many new rules in the employees' handbook. "
"Wonderful!! Did you write them?"
" Ummmm.... That's not what I said..... "
 
Onus and culpable are varied in understanding depending on your status on the pede scale ... a Prin. Pediment ...???? Gone ...
 
Woman (scolding dog): Our neighbour told me you were chasing a man on a bicycle.

Dog: He's lying!!! I don't even own a bicycle. :D
 
paradox3 said:
Woman (scolding dog): Our neighbour told me you were chasing a man on a bicycle.

Dog: He's lying!!! I don't even own a bicycle. :D
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The picture I see is disfiguring and thus cannot be resolved ... possibly a human fault ... faux pas (pas being out there; without?).
 
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