Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[Luce NDs]

If I had my choice of superpowers, I would choose invisibility.

Just want to make myself clear.

One must admit to clearer essences when seeing this thro' ... many stop and arrest in some spot that leaves them a point folk or skewered ... best to go with constant emotion about examination of the singularity ... eternal movers? Irish Wanderers as maddening ... only insane to the alternate ... gamma shifts ... at night it may fall ...

Light shifts can be stirring ... and some will come up with Play Me Misty! No doubt a nebulous game ... allows a drift of psyche ... and psychotic insight! Observation into previously hidden urges? The occult game of lust ... gets folk going ...

Cos Moe logical wat ... RL Stevenson indicated the prise was under the X! The vast unknown ... generally un gripped ... couldn't get a handle on it? The emotional life without a clue ... often intimated but not accepted ...
Y??? Just for the sake of inquiry ... not directly but better if you dance around the matter a bit as if in a tattoo ... recall you might be marked ...

 

[paradox3]

Q. What do cats put in their drinks?

A. Mice cubes.

 

[paradox3]

Q. What do cats eat for supper?

A. Mice-A-Roni

 

[paradox3]

Ever notice that after getting through Monday and Tuesday, every week is the same?
W T F

 

[ninj]

How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
Meat patty.

 

[Redbaron]

A truck loaded with toupees overturned on the highway, spilling everything.

Police are combing the area.

 

[ninj]

I got mugged by 6 dwarves yesterday...

Not Happy.

 

[Redbaron]

No one believes my story about climbing Mount Everest.

But I made it up!

 

[ninj]

Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs.
That's because they're Inca hoots.

 

[Redbaron]

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!!

 

[paradox3]

Q. Who do the Free Presbyterians oppose?

A. Roman Catholics, liberals and all other bible deniers.

Sorry to say this is not a joke. It just seems so sad to me but I see the humor tn the statement. Better to laugh than cry sometimes.

P.S. They also oppose the World Council of Churches and other ecumenical initiatives.

 

[Luce NDs]

Q. Who do the Free Presbyterians oppose?

A. Roman Catholics, liberals and all other bible deniers.

Sorry to say this is not a joke. It just seems so sad to me but I see the humor tn the statement. Better to laugh than cry sometimes.

P.S. They also oppose the World Council of Churches and other ecumenical initiatives.

It is just the way folk are .... mostly opposed as they prefer to stay away from socializing and assisting one another ... interferes with separate interests ... curiosity thus collapses! It goes down in things past ...

 

[paradox3]

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A. To get to the other slide.

 

[ninj]

When a UU comes to a fork in the road with a sign pointing to the right saying "To God" and a sign pointing left saying "To Discussion of God", the UU will go to the discussion.

 

[Luce NDs]

When a UU comes to a fork in the road with a sign pointing to the right saying "To God" and a sign pointing left saying "To Discussion of God", the UU will go to the discussion.

Well said ... even to the water carrier!

 

[paradox3]

Q. Why do UUs read ahead in the hymnbook?

A. To see if they agree with the next verse.

 

[paradox3]

Q. Why did the pedestrian get struck by a bicycle every single day?

A. He was stuck in a vicious cycle

 

[paradox3]

Q. Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

A. To the baa baa shop

 

[Mendalla]

I have been watching and enjoying YouTube shorts/Tik Toks (a lot of YouTube Shorts are crossposts from TikTok) from We Got The Chocolates. It's an Aussie podcast, apparently sports-focused but they have these episodes where they basically sit around telling bad jokes trying to make each other laugh. Sadly, many of them cannot be shared here (NSFW to the max). But if you don't mind your humour a bit raw and raunchy, look them up.